Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Bum Bum Pad Wahala






So I have this friend Princess, she's pretty and smart but she is simply not alright in her own skin. Why? you ask, I guess you have to ask her that one in person.
Well she went to the market and bought the famous 'bum bum pad' which raised her confidence to the roof. She believed that with the B.B.P she would get more attention from men (which she did by the way). 
My friend actually got a boyfriend with the help of the BBP and they were going strong for like two weeks or so(she dared not to be around him without her BBP) until one fateful day.
That day, he came along and picked her up for a date. Trust babe na she wore her tightest see through leggings with a short top to accentuate her artificial curves. Ater the date, when they were leaving omo guy man was walking behind her saying things like 
'wow ur a** is soo big' 
'its so sexy' 
'i like it it looks so good' 
till he dropped the punchline... 'DO YOU KNOW IT IS ONLY BUM BUM PAD THAT CAN MAKE A GIRL'S BUTT LIKE THIS' 
Ewooo my friend nearly enter gutter.
She managed to get home but she looked so distressed.
She has never worn a BBP again and he loves her all the more for it.
Moral of the story: You don't have to be fake to find love.
Have a nice day!

4 comments:

Avunnda Asorworlu said...

Hahaha dis is awesome... Can't stop laughing ... Yea d truth .. U don't need t to b loved for.... Nice one... Dear..

Amirah Abdullahi said...

Haha.. Y didn't he tell her all along. Girl's and fashion.

Ogechi Chukwu said...

Lol @ Avunnda so tru
@ Amira dont mind him

Bigg Mama said...

Nice blog